27 Funny Birthday Quotes For Boys And Girls

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Funny Birthday Quotes For Boys And Girls

happy birthday they say that with age comes wishom. I'm not so sure... I've met a lot of really stupid old people. so far, you're not one of them.
1. Happy Birthday They Say That With Age Comes Wisdom. I’M Not So Sure… I’ve Met A Lot Of Really Stupid Old People. So Far, You’re Not One Of Them.

happy birthday may your facebook wall be filled with message form people you never talk to.
2. Happy Birthday May Your Facebook Wall Be Filled With Message Form People You Never Talk To.

live as long as you may. the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
3. Live As Long As You May. The First Twenty Years Are The Longest Half Of Your Life.

you think age is a funny thing. wait till you look at yourself in the mirror.. happy birthday
4. You Think Age Is A Funny Thing. Wait Till You Look At Yourself In The Mirror.. Happy Birthday.

birthdays are good for your health studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
5. Birthdays Are Good For Your Health Studies Have Shown That People Who Have More Birthdays Live Longer.

the older i get, the less i like it.
6. The Older I Get, The Less I Like It.

birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
7. Birthdays Are Nature’s Way Of Telling Us To Eat More Cake.

a birthday is just the first day fo another 365 day journey around the sun. enjoy the trip.
8. A Birthday Is Just The First Day so Another 365 Day Journey Around The Sun. Enjoy The Trip.

happy birthday your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. were a seat belt and abe sure to enjoy the journey. happy 21st birthday
9. Happy Birthday Your Life Is Just About To Pick Up Speed And Blast Off Into The Stratosphere. Were A Seat Belt And Abe Sure To Enjoy The Journey. Happy 21st Birthday!

for all the advances in medicine there is still no cure for the common birthday
10. For All The Advances In Medicine There Is Still No Cure For The Common Birthday.

Funny Birthday Quotes For Boys

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren't taken on phones.
11. We Are The Last Generation Whose Baby Photos Weren’t Taken On Phones.

the best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
12. The Best Way To Remember Your Wife’s Birthday Is To Forget It Once.

at your age you need glasses.. and plenty of them. cheers happy birthday
13. At Your Age You Need Glasses.. And Plenty Of Them. Cheers Happy Birthday.

a birthday is just another 365 days around the sun enjoy the trip.
14. A Birthday Is Just Another 365 Days Around The Sun Enjoy The Trip.

you know you are getting old when.. the cake is not large enough to hold the candles happy birthday.
15. You Know You Are Getting Old When.. The Cake Is Not Large Enough To Hold The Candles Happy Birthday.

happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, like the monkey, like the donkey the gorilla is you
16. Happy Birthday To You, You Live In A Zoo, Like The Monkey, Like The Donkey The Gorilla Is You.

old age isn't so bad when you consider the alterna tive
17. Old Age Isn’t So Bad When You Consider The Alternate Live.

age is something that doesn't matter, unliess you are chees. happy birthday.
18. Age Is Something That Doesn’t Matter, Unless You Are Cheer. Happy Birthday.

they say that age is all in your mind. the trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
19. They Say That Age Is All In Your Mind. The Trick Is Keeping It From Creeping Down Into Your Body.

happy birthday i was gonna make a rum cake but now i'm drunk and it's just a cake.
20. Happy Birthday I Was Gonna Make A Rum Cake But Now I’M Drunk And It’s Just A Cake.

Funny Birthday Quotes For Girls

happy birthday after a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty e. w. house
21. Happy Birthday After A Man Is 50, You Can Fool Him By Saying He Is Smart, But You Can’t Fool Him By Saying He’s Pretty E. W. House.

birhdays ar nature way of telling us to eat more cake.
22. Birthdays Ar Nature Way Of Telling Us To Eat More Cake.

there is still no cure for the common birthday.
23. There Is Still No Cure For The Common Birthday.

happy birthday handsome you may be getting old but look on the brightside...
24. Happy Birthday Handsome You May Be Getting Old But Look On The Bright side.

it's your birthday put on a smile as biiing as this happy birthday
25. It’s Your Birthday Put On A Smile As Biiing As This Happy Birthday

you may not be over the hill yet but you have a great view.
26. You May Not Be Over The Hill Yet But You Have A Great View.

birthdays are good for you. statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest happy birthday
27. Birthdays Are Good For You. Statistics Show That The People Who Have The Most Live The Longest Happy Birthday.

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