Funny Alcohol Quotes for drink lovers, these are the best quotes for share with your friends. These Funny Alcohol Quotes are very hilarious…
43 Most Funny Alcohol Quotes
1. Alcohol: The Cause Of And Solution To All Of Life S Problems.
2. Cop, Please Step Out Of The Car. Me, Im Too Drunk You Get In.
3. Alcohol Is The Liquid Version Of Photoshop. Funny Alcohol Quotes
4. To Me Drink Responsibly Means Dont Spill It.
5. In Alcohol Defense Ive Done Some Pretty Dumb Shit While Completely Sober Too.
6. Time Is Never Wasted When Youre Wasted All The Time.
7. Id Sayill Drink To That But Honestly, Ill Drink To Just About Anything.
8. Alcohol Is The Liquid Version Of Photoshop.
9. Alcohol Wont Solve Your Problems Then Again, Neither Will Milk.
10. I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings. Rebek Circus
11. Sorry Honey I Cant Hear You Without A Beer In My Hand!!
12. In Wine There Is Wisdom, In Beer There Is Freedom, In Water There Is Bacteria.
13. Alcohol Is Not The Answer It Just Makes You Forget The Question.
14. Alcohol May Be Mans Worst Enemy, But The Bible Says Loves Your Enemy. Frank Sinatra
15. Wine Noun An Alcoholic Drink That Is Made From Fermented Grapes And Therefore Officially Counts As A Serving Of Fruit..
43 Best Funny Alcohol Sayings
16. Alcohol Because No Great Story Ever Started With Someone Eating A Salad.
17. Alcohol It’s Cheaper Than Therapy. Funny Alcohol Quotes
18. Wine! How Classy People Get Wasted.
19. One Martini Is Alright Two Is Too Many Three Is Not Enough. James Thurber
20. Exactly The Same Look You Get From Your Friends When You Say You Are Not Drinking Tonight.
21. Doctor Said Only Glass Of Alcohol A Day I Can Live With That.
22. Alcohol Doesnt Solve Any Problems But Then Again Neither Does Milk.
23. If You Decide To Give Up Wine You Dont Actually Live Longer… It Will Just Feel Like It.
24. The Day You Discovered Wine.
26. When You Drink You Are Crazy And Stupid I Am Like That Without Alcohol In My Blood.
27. I Think Im The Reason My Guardian Angel Has A Drinking Problem.
28. You Can’t Find Happiness At The Bottom Of The Beer. Well, No Kidding. Who Is Happy When Their Beer Runs Out?
29. If I Drink Alcohol I Am Alcoholic But If I Drink Fanta Does That Make Me Fantastic?
30. Drugs And Alcohol Is Not The Answer Unless You’re Asking What I’m Doing This Weekend.
Alcohol Funny Quotes
31. Beer Doesn’t Have Many Vitamins That S Why You Need To Drink Lots Of It.
32. Don’t Stop Until You’re Proud. Funny Alcohol Quotes
33. You Know Something Bad Is About To Happen When Someone Says Hold My Beer And Watch This.
34. I Only Drink Beer On The Days That End In Y.
35. Maybe You Cant Be Always Happy, But You Can Be Drunk!
36. A Financially Unstable Mess, But At The Liquor Store They Call Me Ma’am.
37. Drinking Beer Doesn’t Make You Fat It Makes You Lean Against Bars Tables Chairs, And Poles.
38. Its Strange How 8 Glasses Of Water A Day Seems Impossible But 8 Beers Is So Damn Easy!
39. Some Mornings I Like To Add Some Magic To My Coffee.
40. I Don’t Drink Alcohol I Drink Distilled Spirits So I’m Not An Alcoholic, I’m Spiritual.
41. Me Blacking Out When I’m Drunk Is Gods Way Of Telling Me That What I Do When I Drink Is None Of My Business.
42. By Your Powers Combined I Am Captain Planet.
43. I Like Liquor Its Taste And Its Effects And That Is Just The Reason Why I Never Drink It Thomas Jackson