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59 Very Funny Baby Quotes, Sayings, Pictures & Photos

Funny Baby Quotes and Saying for people who love Babies. We collect some funniest baby quotes from the internet, these quotes will make you laugh.

59 Funny Baby Quotes

When Is Baby Jacob Coming There S Too Much Estrogen Around Here
1. When Is Baby Jacob Coming? There’s Too Much Estrogen Around Here.

What You Looking At Bitch That S Right Walk Away
2. You Looking At Bitch That’s Right Walk Away.

Omg She Blocked Me Funny Baby Quotes
3. Omg She Blocked Me….

My Plan Is To Start Crying At 3am For No Reason
4. My Plan Is To Start Crying At 3am For No Reason.

Best Funny Baby Quote In Hindi
5. Best Funny Baby Quote In Hindi.

Live Was Much Easier When Apple And Blackberry Were Just Fruits
6. Live Was Much Easier When Apple And Blackberry Were Just Fruits.

Funny Baby Sayings In Hindi
7. Funny Baby Sayings In Hindi.

Father Asked Us What Was Gods Noblest Work Anna Said Men But I Said Babies Men Are Often Bad But Babies Never Are Louisa May Alcott
8. Father Asked Us What Was Gods Noblest Work. Anna Said Men, But I Said Babies. Men Are Often Bad, But Babies Never Are.  Louisa May Alcott

That Moment When Ur Mama Tries To Compare U With One Of Ur Friends And U Just Sitting There Thinking They Do Way Worst Stuff Than Me
9. That Moment When Ur Mama Tries To Compare U With One Of Ur Friends And U Just Sitting There Thinking They Do Way Worst Stuff Than Me.

They Took My Happy Meal I Took Ther Happiness
10. They Took My Happy Meal I Took Their Happiness.

Yah Gurl So I Decided To Hit U Up Nigga Hold On Some Bitch Has The Same Outfit As Me
11. Yah Gurl So I Decided To Hit U Up Nigga Hold On Some Bitch Has The Same Outfit As Me.

You Dont Realize How Many People You Hate Until You Have To Name A Baby Or A Dog
12. You Don’t Realize How Many People You Hate Until You Have To Name A Baby Or A Dog.

What Da Hell U Mean Casey Anyhony Is Adopting Me
13. What Da Hell U Mean Casey Anyhony Is Adopting Me?

Come On In Ladies The Water Is Just Fine
14. Come On In Ladies The Water Is Just Fine.
The First 12 Months They Want Us To Sit Up And Speak The Next 10 Years Is Sit Down And Shut Am I Right
15. The First 12 Months They Want Us To Sit Up And Speak The Next 10 Years Is Sit Down And Shut Up. Am I Right.

There Is No Foot Too Small That It Cannot Leave An Imprint In This World
16. There Is No Foot Too Small That It Cannot Leave An Imprint In This World.

3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose
17. 3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose.

Bring Her In But I Want Her Alive She Has My Nose
18. Bring Her In, But I Want Her Alive She Has My Nose.
Babe O Know What It Looked Like But She Was Just Changing My Diaper
19. Babe O Know What It Looked Like But She Was Just Changing My Diaper.

Dude Give Me Your Keys Nah Bro Im Good To Drive
20. Dude, Give Me Your Keys. Nah, Bro I’m Good To Drive.

If You See My Mom On Facebook Please Remind Her Im Still In The Sink
21. If You See My Mom On Facebook, Please Remind Her I’m Still In The Sink.

To Live In The Faith That The Whole Word Is On My Side So Long As I Am True To The Best That Is In Me
22. To Live In The Faith That The Whole Word Is On My Side, So Long As I Am True To The Best That Is In Me’

If Somebody Comes N Tells U That U R Fool Lazy And Stupid Dont B Afraid Go To Him Catch His Neck And Tell Him Kisay Hor Noo Naa Dasin
23. If Somebody Comes N Tells U That U R Fool, Lazy And Stupid! Don’t B Afraid, Go To Him Catch His Neck And Tell Him Kisay Hor Noo Naa Dasin

Click Here Full Resolution When I See My Crush With Someone Eles
24. Click Here Full Resolution When I See My Crush With Someone Else.

What Happens At Grandmas Stays At Grangmas
25. What Happens At Grandmas Stays At Grangma’s.

Expect The Unexpected Anonymous
26. Expect The Unexpected.   Anonymous

You Mean To Tell Me That Spoons Dont Actually Sound Like Airplanes
27. You Mean To Tell Me That Spoons Don’t Actually Sound Like Airplanes?

So Youre Telling Me People Are More Interested In Looking For Water On Mars
28. So You’re Telling Me People Are More Interested In Looking For Water On Mars?

He Hanged Again Press The Reset Button
29. He Hanged Again Press The Reset Button. Funny Baby Quotes

As God Is My Withnes Youll Has That Cheezburger
30. As God Is My Witness You’ll Has That Cheeseburger. Funny Baby Quotes

I Hate It When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like When Its Frist Born Its 5 Minutes Old It Looks Like A Potato
31. I Hate It When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like When Its First Born. Its 5 Minutes Old, It Looks Like A Potato.

Mummy Wo Kehti Hai Me Mota Hu
32. Mummy Wo Kehti Hai Me Mota Hu.

Dont Try And Bullshit Me Johnson I Wasnt Born Yesterday I Was Born 4 Months Ago
33. Don’t Try And Bullshit Me Johnson, I Wasn’t Born Yesterday I Was Born 4 Months Ago.

Asked For A Pony Wtf Is This
34. Asked For A Pony Wt f Is This?

Begs For A Cookie Throws It On The Ground
35. Begs For A Cookie Throws It On The Ground.

How Do I Put This You Will Never Sleep In Again
36. How Do I Put This You Will Never Sleep In Again.

Oh Noodles Youre The Only One Who Understands Me
37. Oh Noodles You’re The Only One Who Understands Me.

Stay Strong Weekend Is Coming Soon
38. Stay Strong Weekend Is Coming Soon.

You Should Have Two Facebook Accounts One For Each Face
39. You Should Have Two Facebook Accounts… One For Each Face!

Gud Morning Par Main To So Raha Hoon
40. Gud Morning Par Main To So Raha Hoon.

Get Photographed Eating Sand Everyone Thinks I Look Successful
41. Get Photographed Eating Sand Everyone Thinks I Look Successful.

Ullu Ke Pathay Na Ker Oye Current Marti Hai
42. Ullu Ke Pathay Na Ker Oye Current Marti Hai.

Mere Sapno Ki Raani Kab Aao G Tum D D P
43. Mere Sapno Ki Raani Kab Aao G Tum…. D…. D…. P…..

Aur Kisi Boy Se Bat Karo Gi Bolo
44. Aur Kisi Boy Se Bat Karo Gi Bolo.

Girlfriend Ko Milne Jana Hai Aaj
45. Girlfriend Ko Milne Jana Hai Aaj.

Hilarious Baby Quotes

My Reaction When My Father Is Looking At My Progress Report
46. My Reaction When My Father Is Looking At My Progress Report.

The Hardest Job Facing Kids Today Is To Learn Good Manners Without Seeing Any
47. The Hardest Job Facing Kids Today Is To Learn Good Manners Without Seeing Any.

That Moment When Your Crush Accepts Your Friend Request
48. That Moment When Your Crush Accepts Your Friend Request.

People Who Say They Sleep Like A Baby Usually Dont Have One
49. People Who Say They Sleep Like A Baby Usually Don’t Have One.

This Hat With This Bracelet Girll Please
50. This Hat With This Bracelet? Girl Please.

Please Keep Talking I Always Yawn When Im Interested
51. Please Keep Talking… I Always Yawn When I’m Interested.

Sorry Girls Mummy Says No Dating Until I M 18
52. Sorry Girls Mummy Says No Dating Until I M 18.

Not Sure I Should Take A Nap Or Cry About Being Tired
53. Not Sure I Should Take A Nap Or Cry About Being Tired.

If Your Child Is Happy Dont Try To Make Him Happier
54. If Your Child Is Happy Don’t Try To Make Him Happier! Funny Baby Quotes

Every New Born Baby Is Gods Oponion That The World Should Go On
55. Every New Born Baby Is Gods Opinion That The World Should Go On. Funny Baby Quotes

Being The Best Is Great Im Number One But Being Unique Is Greater Im The Only One
56. Being The Best Is Great, I’m Number One. But Being Unique Is Greater, I’m The Only One.

Dad Dont Call My Mother By Any Other Name I Dont Like It Her Name Is Mom
57. Dad Don’t Call My Mother By Any Other Name…. I Don’t Like It!!! Her Name Is Mom!!!

Bache Ki Jaan Lo Ge Kya
58. Bache Ki Jaan Lo Ge Kya????? Funny Baby Quotes

When Is Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didnt Talk For A Year And A Half
59. When Is Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn’t Talk For A Year And A Half. Funny Baby Quotes