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Alcohol Love Quotes And Quotations : There Are Three Types Of Drinkers People Who Are Happy. People Who Are Sad And People Who Are Confused To Which Category They Belong. Aliyah Arsiton

56 Alcohol Love Quotes

See this. is why we cant drink with you
1. See This. Is Why We Cant Drink With You.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine, After that you take the girl's clothes off. (Raymond Chandler)
2. Alcohol Is Like Love. The First Kiss Is Magic, The Second Is Intimate, The Third Is Routine, After That You Take The Girl’s Clothes Off. Raymond Chandler

I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now i am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling. (Frida Kahlo)
3. I Tried To Drown My Sorrows, But The Bastards Learned How To Swim, And Now I Am Overwhelmed By This Decent And Good Feeling. Frida Kahlo

Wine is constant proof that god loves us and loves to see us happy. (Benjamin Franklin)
4. Wine Is Constant Proof That God Loves Us And Loves To See Us Happy. Benjamin Franklin

I think any time we use a substance, be it coffee,alcohol or drugs, it's to ESCAPE ourselves a little bit.. chloe caldwell, author of 'legs get led astray'
5. I Think Any Time We Use A Substance, Be It Coffee,Alcohol Or Drugs, It’s To ESCAPE Ourselves A Little Bit.. Chloe Caldwell, Author Of ‘Legs Get Led Astray.

A sea of whiskey couldn't intoxicate me as much as a drop of you. (JS Parker)
6. A Sea Of Whiskey Couldn’t Intoxicate Me As Much As A Drop Of You. JS Parker

I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, & gambling. The other half, I wasted.
7. I Spent 50% Of My Money On Alcohol, Women, & Gambling. The Other Half, I Wasted.

Life is better when you are drunk
8. Life Is Better When You Are Drunk.

Beer drink all you want, they'll make more.
9. Beer Drink All You Want, They’ll Make More!

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. (Jrank Sinatra)
10. Alcohol May Be Man’s Worst Enemy, But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy. Jrank Sinatra

Famous Alcohol Love Quotes

There are three types of drinkers People who are happy. People who are sad and people who are confused to which category they belong. (Aliyah Arsiton)
11. There Are Three Types Of Drinkers People Who Are Happy. People Who Are Sad And People Who Are Confused To Which Category They Belong. Aliyah Arsiton

The color Doesn't affect the alcohol content.
12. The Color Doesn’t Affect The Alcohol Content. Jon Stika

I am more powerful than the combined armies of the world. I have destroyed more men than all the wars of all the nations. I have caused millions of accidents.
13. I Am More Powerful Than The Combined Armies Of The World. I Have Destroyed More Men Than All The Wars Of All The Nations. I Have Caused Millions Of Accidents.

Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.(Andre Simon)
14. Wine Makes Every Meal An Occasion, Every Table More Elegant, Every Day More Civilized.Andre Simon

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya.
15. Alcohol Is Not In My Vocabulary. However, I Looked It Up On Whiskeypedia And Learned If You Drink Too Much Of It, It’s Likely Tequilya.

Love the addict. Hate the addiction.
16. Love The Addict. Hate The Addiction.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off. (Raymond Chandler)
17. Alcohol Is Like Love. The First Kiss Is Magic, The Second Is Intimate, The Third Is Routine. After That You Take The Girl’s Clothes Off. Raymond Chandler

I'm having fruit salad for dinner, ok it's mainly grapes, ok all grapes, fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner
18. I’m Having Fruit Salad For Dinner, OK It’s Mainly Grapes, OK All Grapes, Fermented Grapes. I’m Having Wine For Dinner.

It's saturday. The toughest decision you need to make, bottle or draft
19. It’s Saturday. The Toughest Decision You Need To Make, Bottle Or Draft.




What do all three have in common'. They're all dead to me. (Jarod kintz)
20. What Do All Three Have In Common’. They’re All Dead To Me. Jarod Kintz

Short Alcohol Love Quotes

Alcohol should be served in capri sun pouches. When you can't get the straw in the hole anymore you've had enough.
21. Alcohol Should Be Served In Capri Sun Pouches. When You Can’t Get The Straw In The Hole Anymore You’ve Had Enough

Someone sent me an email about using vodka for cleaning around the house. It worked. The more vodka i drank, the cleaner the house looked.
22. Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka For Cleaning Around The House. It Worked. The More Vodka I Drank, The Cleaner The House Looked.

You can't buy happiness but you can buy wine and that s kind of the same thing
23. You Can’t Buy Happiness But You Can Buy Wine And That S Kind Of The Same Thing.

What. I am an 'Alcoholic'. Sorry, the word 'Alcoholic' is not in my vodkabulary, maybe i should go look it up on whiskypedia.
24. What. I Am An ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, The Word ‘Alcoholic’ Is Not In My Vodkabulary, Maybe I Should Go Look It Up On Whiskypedia!

It used to be wine, women and song now it's beer, the old lady and tv.
25. It Used To Be Wine, Women And Song Now It’s Beer, The Old Lady And TV!

Quitting alcohol is tough and rough but it is worth enough. (Aliyah Arsiton)
26. Quitting Alcohol Is Tough And Rough But It Is Worth Enough. Aliyah Arsiton

I tried to say no to the vodka but it's 40% stronger than me...
27. I Tried To Say No To The Vodka But It’s 40% Stronger Than Me…

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. (Carl Jung)
28. Every Form Of Addiction Is Bad, No Matter Whether The Narcotic Be Alcohol Or Morphine Or Idealism. Carl Jung

I have respect for beer. (Russell Crowe)
29. I Have Respect For Beer. Russell Crowe

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. they wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. (Dean Martin)
30. I Feel Sorry For People Who Don’t Drink. They Wake Up In The Morning And That’s The Best They’re Going To Feel All Day. Dean Martin

Short Alcohol Love Sayings

I've kissed more bottles than boys and honestly a hangover huts less then a heartbreak.
31. I’ve Kissed More Bottles Than Boys And Honestly A Hangover Huts Less Then A Heartbreak.

You never your limits till you push yourself to them.
32. You Never Your Limits Till You Push Yourself To Them.

I quit drinking, so i can think clear. When you have chop trouble, Drinking doesn't help the healing process. (Freddie Hubbard)
33. I Quit Drinking, So I Can Think Clear. When You Have Chop Trouble, Drinking Doesn’t Help The Healing Process. Freddie Hubbard

Alcohol temporary fun with permanent consequences
34. Alcohol Temporary Fun With Permanent Consequences.

Live by your own terms, follow your own path (Jack Daniel's)
35. Live By Your Own Terms, Follow Your Own Path. Jack Daniel’s

Alcohol may be man's worst eneny, but the bible says love your enemy. (Frank Sinatra)
36. Alcohol May Be Man’s Worst Enemy, But The Bible Says Love Your Enemy. Frank Sinatra

Intoxicated with madness, I'm in love with my sadness
37. Intoxicated With Madness, I’m In Love With My Sadness.

Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra. the panties and many other problems.
38. Don’t Forget That Alcohol Helps To Remove The Stress, The Bra. The Panties And Many Other Problems.

I love drugs, but i hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. (Margaret Cho)
39. I Love Drugs, But I Hate Hangovers, And The Hatred Of The Hangover Wins By A Landslide Every Time. Margaret Cho




My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
40. My Grandmother Is Over Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses. Drinks Right Out Of The Bottle.

Famous Alcohol Love Sayings

Alcohol Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
41. Alcohol Because No Great Story Started With Someone Eating A Salad.

3 Things a girl needs in her life; love to make her weak. Alcohol to make her strong,and best friends when both make her hit the floor
42. 3 Things A Girl Needs In Her Life; Love To Make Her Weak. Alcohol To Make Her Strong,And Best Friends When Both Make Her Hit The Floor.

Friends don't let friends drink wine alone.
43. Friends Don’t Let Friends Drink Wine Alone.

Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love. (Arithur Rimboud)
44. Stronger Than Alcohol, Vaster Than Poetry, Ferment The Freckled Red Bitterness Of Love. Arthur Rimbaud

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
45. In Wine There Is Wisdom, In Beer There Is Freedom, In Water There Is Bacteria.

Where does wine come from and where does it go.
46. Where Does Wine Come From And Where Does It Go?

To conquer a nation you must first disarm its citizens. Give them alcohol, let them smoke and the ntion will destroy itself (Adolf Hitler)
47. To Conquer A Nation You Must First Disarm Its Citizens. Give Them Alcohol, Let Them Smoke And The Nation Will Destroy Itself – Adolf Hitler

Alcohol because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad
48. Alcohol Because No Great Story Ever Started With Someone Eating A Salad.

Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
49. Age And Glasses Of Wine Should Never Be Counted.

Vodka never disappoints
50. Vodka Never Disappoints.

Old Alcohol Love Quotes

Love at first sight is the result of too much alcohol.
51. Love At First Sight Is The Result Of Too Much Alcohol.

Of Course I am gonna drive. I am too drunk to walk.
52. Of Course I Am Gonna Drive. I Am Too Drunk To Walk.

Save water drink beer
53. Save Water Drink Beer.

I love cooking with wine... Sometimes... I even put it in the food (W.C Fields)
54. I Love Cooking With Wine… Sometimes… I Even Put It In The Food –W.C Fields

Love is like drinking alcohol are happy now but the hangover is going to kill you me
55. Love Is Like Drinking Alcohol Are Happy Now But The Hangover Is Going To Kill You Me.

And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokennes. (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
56. And In The End, We Were All Just Humans.. Drunk On The Idea That Love, Only Love, Could Heal Our Brokenness. F. Scott Fitzgerald



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