55 Exclusive Drinking Sayings, Famous Sayings & Images

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55 Drinking Sayings Collection

1. Beer’s Intellectual. What A Shame So Many Idiots Drink It. Ray Bradbury

why drink and drive... when you can smoke n fly... don't hate smoker... every cigarette might be their last...
2. Why Drink And Drive… When You Can Smoke N Fly… Don’t Hate Smoker… Every Cigarette Might Be Their Last..

3. To Beer. Or Not To Beer . That Is The Question. ShakesBeer

life's too short to drink bad wine
4. Life’s Too Short To Drink Bad Wine. Drinking Sayings

beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder
5. Beauty Lies In The Hands Of The Beer Holder. Drinking Sayings

alcohol is a make you stupid drug
6. Alcohol Is A Make You Stupid Drug.

less drinking more thinking
7. Less Drinking More Thinking.

one drink away from telling everyone what i really think
8. One Drink Away From Telling Everyone What I Really Think. Drinking Sayings

I’m a special drunkard.. i drink too much (Bon Scott)
9. I’m A Special Drunkard.. I Drink Too Much. Bon Scott

10. Alcohol Because No Matter How Hard You Try. You’ll Always Be Hermione.

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. (Kinky Friedman)
11. Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder. Kinky Friedman. Drinking Sayings

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
12. You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don’t Take.

it's true, alcohol kills people. but how many are born because of it.
13. It’s True, Alcohol Kills People. But How Many Are Born Because Of It.

I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. life is too beautiful. (Jim Carrey)
14. I’m Very Serious About No Alcohol, No Drugs. Life Is Too Beautiful. Jim Carrey

life is too short to drink bad wine. (Anonymous)
15. Life Is Too Short To Drink Bad Wine. Anonymous

Short Drinking Sayings

do not reward yourself with food you are not a dog Drinking Sayings
16. Do Not Reward Yourself With Food You Are Not A Dog.

good people drink good beer. (Hunter S. Thompson)
17. Good People Drink Good Beer. Hunter S. Thompson

allow life to thrive, don't drink @ drive
18. Allow Life To Thrive, Don’t Drink @ Drive.

i prefer to think that god is not dead, just drunk drinking quotes, alcohol quotes by Johan Marcellus Huston
19. I Prefer To Think That God Is Not Dead, Just Drunk Drinking Quotes, Alcohol Quotes By Johan Marcellus Huston

let the you can't people be your motivation
20. Let The You Can’t People Be Your Motivation.

21. My Only Regret In Life Is That I Did Not Drink More Wine.

work is the curse of the drinking class
22. Work Is The Curse Of The Drinking Class.

fly according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution
23. Fly According To Chemistry, Alcohol Is A Solution.

unlike beer, love doesn't taste good when it 's cold.
24. Unlike Beer, Love Doesn’t Taste Good When It ‘S Cold.

do you have any problems with alcohol. no, i get along with it very good...
25. Do You Have Any Problems With Alcohol. No, I Get Along With It Very Good..




warning; drinking may cause memory loss. or worse, memory loss.
26. Warning; Drinking May Cause Memory Loss. Or Worse, Memory Loss.

its Friday so time fore beer
27. Its Friday So Time Fore Beer.

it's true, alcohol kills people but how many are born because of it.
28. It’s True, Alcohol Kills People But How Many Are Born Because Of It.

when you get drunk you get in a funk and smell a skunk.
29. When You Get Drunk You Get In A Funk And Smell A Skunk. Drinking Sayings

alcohol makes me someone i hate.
30. Alcohol Makes Me Someone I Hate.

Short Drinking Quotes

the day you discovered wine
31. The Day You Discovered Wine.

I’m on a whiskey diet. l've lost three days already.
32. I’m On A Whiskey Diet. I’ve Lost Three Days Already.

do not give up the beginning is always the hardest
33. Do Not Give Up The Beginning Is Always The Hardest.

there will be a day when i can no longer do this that day is not today.
34. There Will Be A Day When I Can No Longer Do This That Day Is Not Today.

don't stop until you're proud
35. Don’t Stop Until You’re Proud. Drinking Sayings

it's Saturday. the toughest decision you need to make, bottle or draft
36. It’s Saturday. The Toughest Decision You Need To Make, Bottle Or Draft.

take life with a grain of salt a slice of lime and a shot of tequila
37. Take Life With A Grain Of Salt A Slice Of Lime And A Shot Of Tequila.

alcohol is not your master. he will get you only loneliness and despair
38. Alcohol Is Not Your Master. He Will Get You Only Loneliness And Despair.

warning; drinking may cause memory loss... or even worse memory loss..
39. Warning; Drinking May Cause Memory Loss… Or Even Worse Memory Loss.

my doctor allowed me only one glass beer per day
40. My Doctor Allowed Me Only One Glass Beer Per Day.

drinking vodka in commercials; drinking vodka in real life.
41. Drinking Vodka In Commercials; Drinking Vodka In Real Life.

my doctor said only 1 glass of alcohol a day i can live with that
42. My Doctor Said Only 1 Glass Of Alcohol A Day I Can Live With That.

Short Drinking Slogans

wine flies when you're having fun
43. Wine Flies When You’re Having Fun.

every year millions of gallons of alcohol are left being in bars. before you leave, finish your beer... drink responsibly.
44. Every Year Millions Of Gallons Of Alcohol Are Left Being In Bars. Before You Leave, Finish Your Beer… Drink Responsibly.

the driveris safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
45. The Drivers Safer When The Roads Are Dry; The Roads Are Safer When The Driver Is Dry.

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
46. You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Don’t Take.

addiction isn't about using drugs. it's about what the drug does to your life
47. Addiction Isn’t About Using Drugs. It’s About What The Drug Does To Your Life.

life is too short to deal with bad food, cheap drinks and fake people. (Being Caballero)
48. Life Is Too Short To Deal With Bad Food, Cheap Drinks And Fake People. Being Caballero

i envy people who drink at least they know what to blame everything on.
49. I Envy People Who Drink At Least They Know What To Blame Everything On.

there is always something happening around a beer.
50. There Is Always Something Happening Around A Beer.

wine is constant proof that god loves us and loves to see us happy. (Benjamin Franklin)
51. Wine Is Constant Proof That God Loves Us And Loves To See Us Happy. Benjamin Franklin

to alcohol. the cause of and solution to all of life 's problems. (Homen Simgson)
52. To Alcohol. The Cause Of And Solution To All Of Life ‘S Problems. Homer Simpson

i don't care how drunk you've go't. you've never woken up as snow white
53. I Don’t Care How Drunk You’ve Got. You’ve Never Woken Up As Snow White.

me blacking out when i'm drunk is god's way of telling me that what i do when i drink is none of my business.
54. Me Blacking Out When I’m Drunk Is God’s Way Of Telling Me That What I Do When I Drink Is None Of My Business.

drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster. (Benjamin Franklin)
55. Drink Does Not Drown Care, But Waters It, And Makes It Grow Faster. Benjamin Franklin



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