Funny Baseball Quotes And Sayings : Baseball Was Made For Kids, And Grown Ups Only Screw It Up. Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets. Yogi Berra
54 Funny Baseball Quotes
1. When They Start The Game, They Don’t Yell, Work Ball. They Say, Play Ball. Willie Stargell
2. Baseball Was Made For Kids, And Grown Ups Only Screw It Up. Bob Lemon
3. Russell, If You Joined The Pirates With The Intention Of Winning… You’re Gonna Have A Bad Time.
4. I Don’t Always Throw A Baseball… But When I Do, I Make The Most Awkward Face Possible…
5. It Ain’t Like Football. You Can’t Make Up No Trick Plays. Yogi Berra
6. Oh You Play Baseball. That’s Nice.
7. The Great Thing About Baseball Is That There’s A Crisis Every Day. Gabe Paul
8. In Baseball, A Tie Goes To The Runner. This Isn’t Baseball.
9. Well, Boys, It’s A Round Ball And A Round Bat And You Got To Hit The Ball Square. Joe Schultz
10. I Wondered Why The Baseball Was Getting Bigger Then It Hit Me.
11. The Moment You Realize How Lucky You Are To Be Sitting Next To Some Random Bad ass.
12. I’M A Glove fin din Uniform Wash-in Gatorade Get-tin Picture Ta kin Umpire Ba shin Team Cheer in……
Funniest Baseball Quotes
13. There’s No Crying In Baseball A League Of Their Own 1992.
14. Baseball Is Ninety Percent Mental The Other Half Is Physical. Yogi Berra
15. Back Just In Time For An Intense Battle For 3rd In The Nl East.. With The Mets..
16. Trying To Sneak A Pitch Past Hank Aaron Is Like Trying To Sneak A Sunrise Past A Rooster. Joe Adcock And Curt Simmons
17. Baseball Is Like A Poker Game. Nobody Wants To Quit When He’s Losing; Nobody Wants You To Quit When You’re Ahead. Jackie Robinson
18. I Must Go My Planet Needs Me.
19. Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets. Yogi Berra
20. Baseball Moms Way More Bad ass Than The Mafia.
21. Houston Astros Blocking Baseball Field Goals Since 2012.
22. What A Pro Baseball Player Would Tell You About Accomplishing Your Dreams.
23. That Awkward Moment When You Realize Nolan Ryan Has No Cy Young Awards.
24. It’s Okay If You Think Baseball Is Boring It’s Kind Of A Smart Person’s Sport..
Hilarious Baseball Quotes
25. Reads Baseball Meme Thread This School Has Athletics?
26. Little League Baseball Is A Very Good Thing Because It Keeps The Parents Off The Streets. Yogi Berra
27. Still A Better Player Alex Rodriguez.
28. Eats Sh rooms In Dugout Chased By Demon Bat.
29. Baseball Is Like Church. Many Attend Few Understand. Leo Durocher
30. The Key To Winning Baseball Games Is Pitching, Fundamentals, And Three Run Homers. Earl Weaver
31. ‘D Walk Through Hell In A Gasoline Suit To Play Baseball. Pete Rose
32. Hey Trout Hows Only Making 480000 Going For You I Don’t Know, Hows Batting Below .270 Going For You?
33. Go And Watch Baseball They Said Ir Will Be Fun They Said.
34. Baseball Mom’s Cheer Loud And Proud!
35. If You Keep A Baseball Bat In Your Car, Also Keep A Baseball Glove Your Lawyer Will Thank You.
36. Hard Lesson Never Throw Shit At A Black Men With A Bat.
Very Funny Baseball Sayings
37. If A Tie Is Like Kissing You Sister, Losing Is Like Kissing You Grandmother With Her Teeth Out. George Brett
38. Choice After All, It’s Only Your Face.
39. That Awkward Moment When The Pitcher Gets The Only RBI Of The Night.
40. That Ain’t Nothing We Got 27 Rings True But When Was The Last Time You Heard Some One Say Phelps Sucks?
41. Minnesota Twins Gift Retiring Yankee Pitcher A Rocking Chair Made With Bats He Has Broken Over His Career. Memey
42. Baseball Is Wrong Man With Four Balls Cannot Walk.
43. Baseball Season Oh, I Make Time Fo That.
44. If It Wasn’t For Baseball, I’D Be In Either The Penitentiary Or The Cemetery. Bebe Ruth
45. Wherever You Are Hit Like If You’re Excited To Have Baseball Back.
46. Trying To Save Your Grades Like.
47. When Killing Them With Kindness Doesn’t Work, Try A Baseball Bat. Result May Very!
48. There Are Three Types Of Baseball Players; Those Who Make It Happen, Those Who Watch It Happen, And Those Who Wonder What Happens.
49. My Drinking Team Has A Baseball Problem.
50. Life Is Like Baseball You Will Not Hit Every Pitch Make The Most Of The Ones You Do.
51. My Bat It Has A Scary Face.
52. I May Not Know Karate, But I Know How To Use A Baseball Bat Funny Baseball Quotes
53. His Baseball Glove Might Have Been $95.99 But Striking A Red Out Three Times Letting Only One Run In And Beating The Yankees Priceless Cliff Lee Is The Shit. Funny Baseball Quotes
54. Baseball Is Ninety Percent Mental And The Other Half Is Physical. Yogi Berra