Funny Baby Quotes and Saying for people who love Babies. We collect some funniest baby quotes from the internet, these quotes will make you laugh.
59 Funny Baby Quotes
1. When Is Baby Jacob Coming? There’s Too Much Estrogen Around Here.
2. You Looking At Bitch That’s Right Walk Away.
4. My Plan Is To Start Crying At 3am For No Reason.
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6. Live Was Much Easier When Apple And Blackberry Were Just Fruits.
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8. Father Asked Us What Was Gods Noblest Work. Anna Said Men, But I Said Babies. Men Are Often Bad, But Babies Never Are. Louisa May Alcott
9. That Moment When Ur Mama Tries To Compare U With One Of Ur Friends And U Just Sitting There Thinking They Do Way Worst Stuff Than Me.
10. They Took My Happy Meal I Took Their Happiness.
11. Yah Gurl So I Decided To Hit U Up Nigga Hold On Some Bitch Has The Same Outfit As Me.
12. You Don’t Realize How Many People You Hate Until You Have To Name A Baby Or A Dog.
13. What Da Hell U Mean Casey Anyhony Is Adopting Me?
14. Come On In Ladies The Water Is Just Fine.
15. The First 12 Months They Want Us To Sit Up And Speak The Next 10 Years Is Sit Down And Shut Up. Am I Right.
16. There Is No Foot Too Small That It Cannot Leave An Imprint In This World.
17. 3 Years In Jail For Stealing My Nose.
18. Bring Her In, But I Want Her Alive She Has My Nose.
19. Babe O Know What It Looked Like But She Was Just Changing My Diaper.
20. Dude, Give Me Your Keys. Nah, Bro I’m Good To Drive.
21. If You See My Mom On Facebook, Please Remind Her I’m Still In The Sink.
22. To Live In The Faith That The Whole Word Is On My Side, So Long As I Am True To The Best That Is In Me’
23. If Somebody Comes N Tells U That U R Fool, Lazy And Stupid! Don’t B Afraid, Go To Him Catch His Neck And Tell Him Kisay Hor Noo Naa Dasin
24. Click Here Full Resolution When I See My Crush With Someone Else.
25. What Happens At Grandmas Stays At Grangma’s.
26. Expect The Unexpected. Anonymous
27. You Mean To Tell Me That Spoons Don’t Actually Sound Like Airplanes?
28. So You’re Telling Me People Are More Interested In Looking For Water On Mars?
29. He Hanged Again Press The Reset Button. Funny Baby Quotes
30. As God Is My Witness You’ll Has That Cheeseburger. Funny Baby Quotes
31. I Hate It When New Parents Ask Who The Baby Looks Like When Its First Born. Its 5 Minutes Old, It Looks Like A Potato.
32. Mummy Wo Kehti Hai Me Mota Hu.
33. Don’t Try And Bullshit Me Johnson, I Wasn’t Born Yesterday I Was Born 4 Months Ago.
34. Asked For A Pony Wt f Is This?
35. Begs For A Cookie Throws It On The Ground.
36. How Do I Put This You Will Never Sleep In Again.
37. Oh Noodles You’re The Only One Who Understands Me.
38. Stay Strong Weekend Is Coming Soon.
39. You Should Have Two Facebook Accounts… One For Each Face!
40. Gud Morning Par Main To So Raha Hoon.
41. Get Photographed Eating Sand Everyone Thinks I Look Successful.
42. Ullu Ke Pathay Na Ker Oye Current Marti Hai.
43. Mere Sapno Ki Raani Kab Aao G Tum…. D…. D…. P…..
44. Aur Kisi Boy Se Bat Karo Gi Bolo.
45. Girlfriend Ko Milne Jana Hai Aaj.
Hilarious Baby Quotes
46. My Reaction When My Father Is Looking At My Progress Report.
47. The Hardest Job Facing Kids Today Is To Learn Good Manners Without Seeing Any.
48. That Moment When Your Crush Accepts Your Friend Request.
49. People Who Say They Sleep Like A Baby Usually Don’t Have One.
50. This Hat With This Bracelet? Girl Please.
51. Please Keep Talking… I Always Yawn When I’m Interested.
53. Not Sure I Should Take A Nap Or Cry About Being Tired.
54. If Your Child Is Happy Don’t Try To Make Him Happier! Funny Baby Quotes
55. Every New Born Baby Is Gods Opinion That The World Should Go On. Funny Baby Quotes
56. Being The Best Is Great, I’m Number One. But Being Unique Is Greater, I’m The Only One.
57. Dad Don’t Call My Mother By Any Other Name…. I Don’t Like It!!! Her Name Is Mom!!!
58. Bache Ki Jaan Lo Ge Kya????? Funny Baby Quotes
59. When Is Was Born I Was So Surprised I Didn’t Talk For A Year And A Half. Funny Baby Quotes