Famous Fat Quotes & Quotations: I’m Not Fat God Gave Me Airbags Cause I’M Precious. Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They’re Done Towards Yourself. Zach Galifianakis
45 Best Fat Quotes Collection
1. Everyone Says I’M Not Fat But No One Says I’M Skinny.
2. I Am Fat No I Am Not I Just Have Fat….
3. I Don’t Think It’s A Good Advert For Any Restaurant, A Fat Chef, And Secondly, Who Wants To Eat A Desert When The Chef’s A Fat Pig. Gordon Ramsay
4. I Was A Fat Child And Loved Cake, Perhaps Because It Was The Only Sweet Thing In My Life. Andre Rieu
5. As Far As I’M Concerned, Love Means Fighting, Big Fat Lies, And A Couple Of Slaps Across The Face. Edith Piaf
6. I Cook A Lot Of Italian Food. Bucatini Pomodoro Is My Best It’s A Fat Spaghetti With Tomato, Olive Oil, And Reminds Me Of Getting Married In Italy.
7. I Would Love To Date A Chef. I’D Probably Get Really Fat, But I Don’t Care. Elizabeth Olsen
8. I Was Just So Sick. I Thought That Orange Juice Was Going To Make Me Fat. Demi Lovato
9. Folk Music Is A Bunch Of Fat People. Bob Dylan
10. I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin Hang Out With Fat People. Rodney Dangerfield
11. Everything That Goes Into My Mouth Seems To Make Me Fat, Everything That Comes Out Of My Mouth Embarrasses Me. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
12. I’m Fat, But I’M Thin Inside… There’s A Thin Man Inside Every Fat Man. George Orwell
13. I’m Not Fat God Gave Me Airbags Cause I’M Precious.
14. I Promise To Always Tell You The Truth About Whether Or Not You Look Fat If You Promise Not To Get Fat.
15. If You Can’t Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You’re Fat! Demetri Martin
Short Fat Quotes
16. As A Dancer I’ve Always Checked My Body Constantly; ‘Am I Having A Good Day Or Am I Having A Fat Day’? Bonnie Langford
17. I Read That Book ‘Fat Is A Feminist Issue’, Got A Bit Desperate Halfway Through And Ate It. Jo Brand
18. Fat Is A Way Of Saying No To Powerlessness And Self Denial. Susie Orbach
19. If You Are Young And You Drink A Great Deal It Will Spoil Your Health, Slow Your Mind, Make You Fat In Other Words, Turn You Into An Adult. P. J. O’
20. Don’t Be Afraid Of Few Extra Pounds…
21. I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.
22. Dietary Fat, Whether Saturated Or Not, Is Not A Cause Of Obesity, Heart Disease Or Any Other Chronic Disease Of Civilization. Andrew Weil
23. I Like Fat People More Then I Like Thin People… Lloyd Kaufman
24. I Spent My Whole Single Life Trying To Be Thin Just To Find Someone Who’d Love Me Once I Got Fat. Stephanie Klein
25. Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They’re Done Towards Yourself. Zach Galifianakis
26. I Always Thought Filet Mignon Was The Steak To Beat, But The Fat Content In A Rib Eye Is Fantastic. Neil Patrick Harris
27. If Bar Tenders Aren’t Allowed To Sell Alcohol To Drunk People.
28. A Recent Police Study Found That You’re Much More Likely To Get Shot By A Fat Cop If You Run. Dennis Miller
29. I Don’t Mind That I’M Fat. You Still Get The Same Money. Marlon Brando
30. I Am Short Fat &Amp; Proud Of That.
Popular Fat Sayings
31. I’D Kill Myself If I Was As Fat As Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Hurley
32. Because Being Fat Is Depressing And It Just Brings Me Down.
33. Congratulations On Being That Fat And Still Alive.
34. Decided To Burn Lots Of Calories Today So I Set A Fat Kid On Fire…
35. Behind Every Fat Girl There Is A Beautiful Woman…
36. If I Self Identify As Obese Does That Make Me Trans Fat?
37. I Think Woman Are All Beautiful No Matter Their Shape Or Size…..
37.(a) Reasons Why I’m Fat 1) I Eat When I’m Bored. 2) I’m Bored All The Time.
38. Dear Fat Prepare To Die.. Fat Quotes
39. I May Be Fat But You’re Ugly And I Can Diet. Fat Quotes
40. Be Nice To Fat People One Day They Might Save Your Life.
41. I’m Pretty. Pretty Ugly. Pretty Fat . Pretty Worthless. Pretty Dumb…. Fat Quotes
42. I Dreamed I Am The Fish Whose Flesh Is Eaten, And Because I Am Fat, It Is Good. Philip K. Dick