45 Wonderful Fat Quotes, Sayings, Quotations & Images

Famous Fat Quotes & Quotations: I’m Not Fat God Gave Me Airbags Cause I’M Precious. Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They’re Done Towards Yourself. Zach Galifianakis

45 Best Fat Quotes Collection

Fat Quotes Everyone says i'm not fat but no one says i'm skinny
1. Everyone Says I’M Not Fat But No One Says I’M Skinny.

Fat Quotes I am fat no i am not i just have fat
2. I Am Fat No I Am Not I Just Have Fat….

Fat Quotes I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a desert when the chef's a fat pig. Gordon Ramsay
3. I Don’t Think It’s A Good Advert For Any Restaurant, A Fat Chef, And Secondly, Who Wants To Eat A Desert When The Chef’s A Fat Pig. Gordon Ramsay

Fat Quotes I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life. Andre Rieu
4. I Was A Fat Child And Loved Cake, Perhaps Because It Was The Only Sweet Thing In My Life. Andre Rieu

Fat Quotes As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting, big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face. Edith Piaf
5. As Far As I’M Concerned, Love Means Fighting, Big Fat Lies, And A Couple Of Slaps Across The Face. Edith Piaf

Fat Quotes I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy
6. I Cook A Lot Of Italian Food. Bucatini Pomodoro Is My Best It’s A Fat Spaghetti With Tomato, Olive Oil, And Reminds Me Of Getting Married In Italy.

Fat Quotes I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care. Elizabeth Olsen
7. I Would Love To Date A Chef. I’D Probably Get Really Fat, But I Don’t Care. Elizabeth Olsen

Fat Quotes I was just so sick. I thought that orange juice was going to make me fat. Demi Lovato
8. I Was Just So Sick. I Thought That Orange Juice Was Going To Make Me Fat. Demi Lovato

Fat Quotes Folk music is a bunch of fat people. Bob Dylan
9. Folk Music Is A Bunch Of Fat People. Bob Dylan

Fat Quotes I found there was only one way to look thin hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield
10. I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin Hang Out With Fat People. Rodney Dangerfield

Fat Quotes Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
11. Everything That Goes Into My Mouth Seems To Make Me Fat, Everything That Comes Out Of My Mouth Embarrasses Me. Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Fat Quotes I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man. George Orwell
12. I’m Fat, But I’M Thin Inside… There’s A Thin Man Inside Every Fat Man. George Orwell

Fat Quotes I'm not fat god gave me airbags cause i'm precious
13. I’m Not Fat God Gave Me Airbags Cause I’M Precious.

Fat Quotes I promise to always tell you the truth about whether or not you look fat if you promise not to get fat
14. I Promise To Always Tell You The Truth About Whether Or Not You Look Fat If You Promise Not To Get Fat.

Fat Quotes If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! Demetri Martin
15. If You Can’t Tell A Spoon From A Ladle, Then You’re Fat! Demetri Martin

Short Fat Quotes

Fat Quotes As a dancer I've always checked my body constantly; 'Am I having a good day or am I having a fat day' Bonnie Langford
16. As A Dancer I’ve Always Checked My Body Constantly; ‘Am I Having A Good Day Or Am I Having A Fat Day’? Bonnie Langford

Fat Quotes I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. Jo Brand
17. I Read That Book ‘Fat Is A Feminist Issue’, Got A Bit Desperate Halfway Through And Ate It. Jo Brand

Fat Quotes Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self denial. Susie Orbach
18. Fat Is A Way Of Saying No To Powerlessness And Self Denial. Susie Orbach

Fat Quotes If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat in other words, turn you into an adult. P. J. O'
19. If You Are Young And You Drink A Great Deal It Will Spoil Your Health, Slow Your Mind, Make You Fat In Other Words, Turn You Into An Adult. P. J. O’

Fat Quotes Don't be afraid of few extra pounds
20. Don’t Be Afraid Of Few Extra Pounds…

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21. I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.

Fat Quotes Dietary fat, whether saturated or not, is not a cause of obesity, heart disease or any other chronic disease of civilization. Andrew Weil
22. Dietary Fat, Whether Saturated Or Not, Is Not A Cause Of Obesity, Heart Disease Or Any Other Chronic Disease Of Civilization. Andrew Weil

Fat Quotes I like fat people more then i like thin people Lloyd Kaufman
23. I Like Fat People More Then I Like Thin People… Lloyd Kaufman

Fat Quotes I spent my whole single life trying to be thin just to find someone who'd love me once I got fat. Stephanie Klein
24. I Spent My Whole Single Life Trying To Be Thin Just To Find Someone Who’d Love Me Once I Got Fat. Stephanie Klein

Fat Quotes Fat jokes to me are always Zach Galifianakis
25. Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They’re Done Towards Yourself. Zach Galifianakis

Fat Quotes I always thought filet mignon was the steak to beat, but the fat content in a rib eye is fantastic. Neil Patrick Harris
26. I Always Thought Filet Mignon Was The Steak To Beat, But The Fat Content In A Rib Eye Is Fantastic. Neil Patrick Harris

Fat Quotes If bar tenders aren't allowed to sell alcohol to drunk people
27. If Bar Tenders Aren’t Allowed To Sell Alcohol To Drunk People.

Fat Quotes A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. Dennis Miller
28. A Recent Police Study Found That You’re Much More Likely To Get Shot By A Fat Cop If You Run. Dennis Miller

Fat Quotes I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. Marlon Brando
29. I Don’t Mind That I’M Fat. You Still Get The Same Money. Marlon Brando

Fat Quotes I am short fat & proud of that
30. I Am Short Fat &Amp; Proud Of That.

Popular Fat Sayings

Fat Quotes I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Hurley
31. I’D Kill Myself If I Was As Fat As Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Hurley

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32. Because Being Fat Is Depressing And It Just Brings Me Down.

Fat Quotes Congratulations on being that fat and still alive
33. Congratulations On Being That Fat And Still Alive.

Fat Quotes Decided to burn lots of calories today so i set a fat kid on fire
34. Decided To Burn Lots Of Calories Today So I Set A Fat Kid On Fire…

Fat Quotes Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman
35. Behind Every Fat Girl There Is A Beautiful Woman…

Fat Quotes If i self identify as obese does that make me trans fat
36. If I Self Identify As Obese Does That Make Me Trans Fat?

Fat Quotes Sayings 06
37. I Think Woman Are All Beautiful No Matter Their Shape Or Size…..

Fat Quotes Sayings 07
37.(a) Reasons Why I’m Fat 1) I Eat When I’m Bored. 2) I’m Bored All The Time.

Fat Quotes Dear fat prepare to die
38. Dear Fat Prepare To Die.. Fat Quotes

Fat Quotes I may be fat but you're ugly and i can diet
39. I May Be Fat But You’re Ugly And I Can Diet. Fat Quotes

Fat Quotes Be nice to fat people one day they might save your life
40. Be Nice To Fat People One Day They Might Save Your Life.

Fat Quotes Sayings 08
41. I’m Pretty. Pretty Ugly. Pretty Fat . Pretty Worthless. Pretty Dumb…. Fat Quotes

Fat Quotes I dreamed I am the fish whose flesh is eaten, and because I am fat, it is good. Philip K. Dick
42. I Dreamed I Am The Fish Whose Flesh Is Eaten, And Because I Am Fat, It Is Good. Philip K. Dick

Fat Quotes Fat i will burn you
43. Fat I Will Burn You. Fat Quotes

Fat Quotes I hate myself for being this fat
44. I Hate Myself For Being This Fat. Fat Quotes

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